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    Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
    7:21 pm
    Lily promised she would teach me to drive a car one of those muggle things with four wheels, but she hasn't yet. I think she thinks I'm an irresponsible daredevil who will speed dangerously and wreck it and kill myself, my passenger, and probably at least a few innocent bystanders.

    So, who wants to teach me?
    Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
    11:29 pm
    All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by frost.

    ( Order )
    Friday, July 31st, 2009
    6:29 pm


    This is Snitch. He was named for the ball in Quidditch, but his name has turned out to be highly appropriate for other reasons as he is one of the best mischief detectors of all time. I wonder if he isn't the orphaned offspring of Mrs. Norris?

    Somehow, he has avoided all my attempts to find another home for him. I told Harry I'd buy him the new broom he's been wanting if he'd let me give Snitch away, but he didn't go for it. And Lily yelled at me. And the cat scratched my leg.

    I got Harry the broom anyway, even though we had to keep the hell cat.

    Well, alright, maybe he isn't that bad. He can be alright. Especially since Remus and I got him high that one time, he seems to have permanently calmed down at least a little... And besides, Lily and Harry really love him. Despite the fact he regularly rips up my arm for even contemplating breaking a rule. In fact, I'm bleeding right now.

    I've always prefered canines, myself.

    ( Private to Lily )

    Oh, and before I forget, Harry and Neville are having a joint party tomorrow evening. It would have been tomorrow afternoon, but Alice and Frank had to work. There's going to be a pinata and beer. All the cool people will be there. And will bring their kids, obviously.
    Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
    11:49 pm
    They call this full moon the buck moon because it's around this time that bucks start to grow new antlers. Thinking about it makes my head itch.

    ( Private to Remus )
    Thursday, June 4th, 2009
    5:24 am
    Lily’s doing me fine, for anyone who wondered. Well, relatively fine. I think having to slow down is driving her absolutely starkers stark raving mad, which is making her drive me mad. Though, Ruth is keeping house for us again, so at least the house isn’t dirty. LILY CAN’T HAVE SEX UNTIL THE BABY IS BORN AND IT’S K Remus is here as well, and his natural tendency to be the mediator is helping with my natural tendency to seduce infuriate Lily. I really, really, really, really miss sex.

    Lily, I hope this doesn’t fall under the “unnecessary stress” category, but do you think it would be possible, once the baby’s born, for you to teach me to drive one of those muggle automowhatsit car things? I mean, I think it will help if we ever need to blend in.

    ( Private to Friends – Lily )
    Thursday, April 30th, 2009
    5:22 pm
    Monday, April 27th, 2009
    4:31 am
    Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
    4:04 am
    So Daria tells me I made an error when I didn’t post the last picture as a testament to Lily’s beauty. I figured that was apparent, though, but she said she hasn’t actually seen Lily (at least not non-green Lily), so I figured that Lily’s beauty is a thing I shouldn’t hog. So here you go. But don’t look too hard (if you’re a bloke), or I will hex your arse into next Tuesday.



    I prefer Lily’s hair down, because it’s the most magnificent thing ever, but she’s still completely gorgeous. And that’s with clothes on!

    And, as a bonus, just a few of ( the reasons I love Lily Potter. )

    ( Private to Lily )
    1:48 am


    Hell yes. I'm kind of brilliant.
    Friday, March 27th, 2009
    4:56 pm
    We're so going to win the match. We're amazing. Besides, it's my birthday today, so I'll still have residual birthday luck.

    I still demand a repeat Valentine's day. What about April 4th? Who's with me?

    So, Mad Eye's running for Minister. Is it too late to sign up? If he can do it, I know I can. Besides, then Lily couldn't say I was a lazy bum anymore.
    Thursday, March 19th, 2009
    12:44 am
    Hand is all better, but I'm blind in one eye. I should probably be upset, but I was practically blind in that eye anyway, so it doesn't make much difference, really. And I have an eyepatch.


    So, I DEMAND a replacement Valentine's day, free of explosions. I had plans, you fuckers. Good plans.

    Lets set a date.
    Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
    5:50 pm
    So, eye am alive. Don’t worry, I’m notoriously hard to get rid of. My hand is doing better, butt still knot grate. Should get full functionality back eventually, though, witch is good. Their Knot sure about my I, though. Knot my I, as in my self, butt the I eye use too sea.

    Darn. This stupid dictaquill Sirius brought me doesn’t dew sow grate with words that sound the same. And, hay, what the heck! It sensors me, two! Fudge! You’ve got to be flicking kidding. Sun of a gun.

    BLINKING HECK. Blinking?! That doesn’t even make cents! Oh my fluffy goodness.
    [Furious scribble]

    ( Private to Lily )
    Thursday, February 19th, 2009
    1:18 am
    Mr. Potter's in the hospital, and there are black dogs showing up. Give an old woman a heart attack, why don't you! So, if anyone would like to explain that, it would be appreciated. Not to mention I can't find Mrs. Potter? his sort of wife anywhere, and that's got me worried sick!

    Someone want to tell me what on earth is going on?
    Monday, February 2nd, 2009
    2:22 am
    I feel so sad for people who can't get shagged.

    ( SIRIUS )
    Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
    2:51 am
    So here's the deal; if anyone else feels the need to vanish of the face of the earth for, you know, safety reasons, could you please leave a note? It doesn't have to be eloquent, and it certainly doesn't have to tell me us where you're going, as that would defeat the point, of course. A simple "Not dead. Signed, [Your Name]" would do. You don't even need complete sentences.

    ( Private to Lily )
    Friday, December 19th, 2008
    4:52 am
    ( Friends )

    ( Order )
    Monday, December 8th, 2008
    1:29 am
    Well, since this place is so big and all, it’s seeming a little superfluous since I got home. It’s too big for just me, you know? I’m lonely. Plus, the suburban air is a little much. I miss my family. It’s just not my style at all I’m thinking of moving into London. I like the hustle and bustle of the city.

    Anyway, the house is in Griffenshire, and it’s pretty big. It’s a Victiorian, Queen Anne kind of styled house. I guess. I don’t know much about architecture. The inside is really cheery womanly. You know, bright colors and flowers and all. All the potted plants in the house are dead. It’s depressing. It’s got every anti-muggle ward you have ever heard of in place. Lily wanted it. I’m willing to sell it at a loss, considering the market is what it is right now. Make me an offer.

    ( House! )

    Also, I hired someone to clean the house and do laundry. Luckily, I’m a pretty decent cook, if I do say so myself, so that’s been no problem. I’ve never been very god at keeping tidy, though, so I thought I’d take care of that. I’ve wanted to hire someone for quite a long time so Lily wouldn’t have to work so hard. The woman is an older witch named Ruth with silver hair and dark blue eyes with laugh lines. She’s very nice and she smells like gingerbread. She reminds me of my mum. I think we’ll get along well, and at least I’ll have clean laundry again. named Beth. Have I ever mentioned how much I like those little French maid outfits?
    Friday, December 5th, 2008
    7:09 am
    I'm back. That only took bloody forever, and I still had to bribe Merlin knows how many people to get back in. But at least I'm home. In my empty, lonely house.

    ( Hexed to Reg )
    4:34 am
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